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Matt's Casket Co.		 Frequently Asked Questions:
  • Q:  Is there really a lifetime guarantee?
  • A:  Yes, it is valid until you are dead.
  • Q:  Why doesn't every casket company have the offers like yours?
  • A:  We don't know...Knock Knock
  • Q:  Who's There?
  • A:  Eeyore
  • Q:  Eeyore Who?
  • A:  E whore like Monica Lewinski!